Friday, January 14, 2005

In Homage Of A True Great


Kinky John Fowler is the infamous compere at Baron's nightclub, regularly voted 4th top night spot in Hull. he appears to be the confidante of part owner of the club, the elusive Mr Paul Barron, who amongst other things once claimed to be on TV as a vicar appear on Songs Of Praise.

Kinky John is no stranger to controversy. His infamous Eroticar Night featured a supermarket staff member peforming an unusual, risque erotic dance with a bottle of brown sauce, and he pledged to personally eat his "own ass" if his manufactured boy band, ManDate, did not make it onto the popular Big Breakfast TV show.

Kinky John was last seen firing several shots at staff and patrons of Baron's Night Club when he was "souped" on his own manor. Paul Barron had hired Les Dennis of TV fame to compere at the club for one night and took the possibly fatal decision to give Kinky John the night off.

Wherever you are in the world right now, Kinky John, we love you and long for your safe return.

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